Feb 22

I’ve once heard that some of the earliest indications of what your child was born to do will become apparent as their personalities really start to come through and shine.

If that’s the case, and one of her evening rituals is any indication, WoyGirl could very well be a coroner.

We’re not quite sure what catastrophe happens that wipes out most of the inhabitants of Sesame Street every night. You can be sure that she acts fast, taking cloth napkins and covering them all up to shield passers-by from witnessing the horrific scene.

It could be the occasional, potent odor of a dirty diaper that creates a toxic cloud that wipes them all out. Or, maybe, it’s the repeated tossing and throwing off WoyGirl’s couch when she wants to sit down with her snack. Head trauma can be a real bitch.

Such a tragedy.

And, sadly, even neighboring baby dolls weren’t safe.

We actually just hope that she’s putting them all to bed.

But, then again, we hear that morticians make pretty good scratch.

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Feb 11

The Muppet Show was one of my favorite shows when I was little. And, strangely enough, my Dad loved it as well. He would be as excited as I was (if not more so) when it came on.

So, it gave me great joy to see that the FAO Schwartz “WhatNot Workshop” went back online two weeks ago.

What’s a WhatNot? Quoting the website:

Whatnots are those zany-looking extras you see in all the Muppet productions. Wacky! Fun! Totally unique!

The only thing that tempers my enthusiasm is the $129.00 price tag.

I wish they sold Ralph the Dog. Or Sam the Eagle. Hell, I’d even settle for Fozzie.

Wakka wakka.

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Feb 11

I don’t believe the hype.

Let met be clear – I think the iPad is going to be a success. Potentially a raging, game-changing success that the iPhone became. It could transform the way people interact with a computer.

Blah. Blah. Blah.

If you watched the presentation by Steve Jobs at the iPad announcement, you may have gotten the same feeling that I did:  that Steve (and thereby Apple) was trying too hard. The words “magical”, “revolutionary”, and other over the top superlatives were employed with the subtlety of high-yield explosives. Was the build-up and hype so much for Apple that they felt they had to live up to it with the product positioning? Was the Reality Distortion Field only operating at 78%?

Doubtful.

Apple and Steve do things their way. Never been a doubt about that. Rarely do they cave into public perceptions or explicit customer requests / wants. Which, interestingly, flies in the face of the voracious support they have from their fanbase.

Anyway, I digress.

I oscillated from being completely underwhelmed with the device to watching their promotional informercial video and immediately thinking, “Wow, maybe I do want one.” I know others that felt the same way. I won’t get into what I think is problematic about the device or what I think are probably unfair criticisms. Countless blogs and sites have already covered this ad nauseam.

That being said, there’s a specific claim that I do take issue with and have trouble believing. Apple maintains that you can use this device for your everyday work; the iPad can be your one device to conduct all your business. For several reasons, including the lack of multitasking and the potential challenges for typing on the virtual keyboard, I don’t think the iPad is usable as your main computing device.

But, hey, I’m up for a challenge. It gives me a good reason (re: excuse) to get my hands on one and see if I can use it for at least two weeks as my computer at work. I suspect that I will have to jump to my laptop no less than a half dozen times.

Part of the fun will be finding out.

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Jan 28

As nearly everyone who reads this blog is already aware – it was one week ago today that Ali and Jamie McMutrie, along with the 54 orphans under their care, found themselves here in Pittsburgh and far from harm’s way that was the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake. Some have attempted to chronicle the Herculean effort that was required to gather them all up and get them out of Haiti. So many people are responsible for making things happen, and I’ll leave it to others to identify them and tell their tales.

All I can do is talk about the social media side of the story, and highlight the individual who first told us all about BRESMA.

The first time I spoke to Jonathan Wander was via Twitter when I needed his help. Ginny (PittGirl at the time)  had suggested that I speak with him because someone I knew was asking if anyone could help her get some freelance writing gigs. I contacted him asking about any suitable opportunities at Pittsburgh Magazine. I found him to be gracious and willing to take her information and distribute it if the opportunity arose.

It wasn’t too long after that when Jonathan contacted me about a story he was doing for Pittsburgh Magazine about the Pittsburgh Bloggers website.  I spoke with him for over an hour and covered not only the site and the Pittsburgh blogging community, but also technology topics and even a little bit about our kids. I think it was safe to say I liked him immediately.

Over the succeeding months, we exchanged e-mails and direct messages via Twitter including a volley around the launching of That’s Church – knowing that he had met with Ginny and that he himself was a fan of her writing. Over several months, we had the chance to spend some time talking at several events and exchanged thoughts on our similar interests of technology, social media, and things made by a particular company named after a fruit. One of those events was the event benefiting Ali and Jamie’s efforts in Haiti, where I had the honor of meeting them both as well as Doug (Jamie’s husband) and Diane. I’m forever thankful to him for letting Ginny and I know about the event and inviting us to attend.

Jonathan is the kind of guy you feel like you’ve known for years, even though you only may have just met him. He immediately makes you feel at ease. I’ve had the pleasure of working with him on a few stories for Pittsburgh Magazine and one thing that struck me was how well he gets to know his subjects. And, more importantly, how he keeps up, stays involved with, and continues to care about those whom have been involved as primary sources for his article. I experienced it first-hand with my own contributions, and saw it as well with Ginny, iJustine, of course Ali and Jamie.

As important as his professional contribution was in first writing the BRESMA orphanage story in the January, 2009 issue of Pittsburgh magazine and working with Ginny to release the updates/messages related to the orphanage in conjunction with the family during the aftermath of the Haitian earthquake, his most important contribution is probably one that goes unheard, untweeted, or unblogged.

It was simply being there for the McMutrie family as someone to lean on.

As much support as the family had in the local community and around the world – being in the center of a media storm can, at the same time, be tremendously isolating. I’m imagining there were countless phone calls and meetings over those six days at all hours where just talking through things with Diane, Doug, and the rest of the McMutrie family that were so supportive and no doubt appreciated. Not to mention all the efforts of serving as a information coordinator and interface buffer along with Ginny to the social media world. I know they valued his friendship and his tremendous efforts as reflected in the final released statement where they refer to him, as well as Ginny, as “trusted family friends.”

My mother used to have a term of endearment for someone who had done something great or merited affection. She would say “God Love Him / Her!”

I can think of nothing more fitting.

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Jan 13

Can you help these two amazing young ladies from Pittsburgh get themselves and their orphan kids out of Haiti? I’ve met both of them and they are saintly for what they have been doing for years.

If you know anyone with private aircraft that has the means and the wherewithal, please help them if you can.

(photo by Laura Petrilla)

Dec 04

I was disappointed.

When I walked out of Casa de Shireman and the Yinz Team Fantasy Football draft in August, that’s how I felt.  I believed that my selection of Maurice Jones-Drew was a poor choice and that Matt Schaub would be a servicible but uninspiring quarterback.

The season got underway, and one win turned into two. Then three. Then six. And now it stands at twelve. 12-0. All of this from a team that on paper looks mediocre at best and begs the question that’s been asked by @shireman before, “Why is your team so good?” It shouldn’t be – and definitely not in a 16-team league. But, as luck would have it… and I mean luck… the Pork Chop Express has run the table.

At about the 9th and 10th week I saw a scenario on the horizon that was the stuff of a eight-hour pregame complete with tearful interviews and fuzzy cutaways to the farmhouse in rural Iowa where I grew up (really I didn’t): A final regular season showdown with Mrs. Woy with a perfect season on the line.

Except for an occasional comment about the possibility of such a matchup from me, there hasn’t really been any tension or anxiety in the Woy household.  Until this week. In actions that may merit tampering charges with the league office, Mrs. Woy sent the follow message to the other 14 owners in the league:

Is there a clause somewhere in the rules stating that when Spouse A is playing Spouse B in the final regular season game, and Spouse B has a 12-0 record, that Spouse A can plead with the rest of players to dump their best players so Spouse A can pick them up? Or is that against the rules? Just wondering. It’s hard living with Mr. Perfect-Season.

Now, I may be talking the game up a little bit around the house but do I really look like this guy?

The best part in that is that I requested that the commissioner restore her a defense that she accidently dropped while trying to do a slick maneuver this week AFTER she sent the e-mail. You’re welcome, dear.

Unfortunately, I won’t be around for the early games on Sunday as I’ll be at Heinz watching the Steelers host the Raiders. I would welcome any texts with updates and/or heckling from those of you that will be following the game.

For the record, I think I’m going to lose.

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Dec 01

And it’s underway – Ginny kicked off the web portion of the Make Room for Kids fundraiser on Monday morning, and in the intervening 36 hours $3,000 has already been raised. We’ve still got a long way to go to make the $10,000 to get the game room for Children’s hospital.

There’s a lots of wonderful charities operating at this time of year, some of which I’ll be highlighting in subsequent posts. But, please… take this opportunity and give what you can to the ailing kids at Children’s Hospital by clicking on the button on the right.

(Special shout-out to Mrs. Woy who came up with the name!)

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