Scarlett Brings Her "A" Game

The nubile Scarlett Johansson, in comments to the Associated Press, is attempting to put to rest the false impression that she bumps uglies at the drop of a hat with anyone she meets.   She equivocally states that when “(she’s) in a relationship, (she’s) in a relationship.” 

She then goes on to affirm that “I get tested for HIV twice a year.”  “It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s so irresponsible.”

Well that settles that.  Case closed.  I mean, who would have thought Benicio Del Toro would have been such a health risk so long after the fact?

 

2 Comments

RobOctober 10th, 2006 at 1:34 pm

She’s in a relationship. She knows what she’s doing. Does she know what he’s doing?

I suspect the 2x a year may be a bit excessive, but still.

kTOctober 12th, 2006 at 3:44 pm

she has the most goddamn perky breasts i’ve ever seen. gah!

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