I Need to know . . . .

Woy this totally all for you.

I still need info on the upcoming nuptials of the man House. Your failure to provide said details shows your complete lack of understanding of women when related to weddings. There was an article in the paper on the weekend describing new practices in wedding registries, such as having a travel agency or art gallery as your registry rather than the standard department. This has apparently come about because we get married later and have all been living out of home so long that we don’t need more household stuff, but do need help paying for our honeymoon (hence travel agency) or decorating with style (hence the art gallery). I wa a little fascinated that some couples are requesting people pay for their meal at the reception or in fact bring food (such as appetisers) and serve as the waiter/waitress for half an hour. No I am not married so I have no idea what I would if were to get married. But you can see that it is strange but true that women like to know all about these things, even when not involved themselves.

What I need to know from you Woy is the details of House’s wedding. Like even who the bride is would be nice! So anyone who knows woy, feel free to kick to give him a kick up the butt to get him onto responding to this; as I am way, way too far away to kick him myself.