The Half-Life of Condiments

I found this several years ago, though I’m not exactly sure how. While I can’t speak to the validity of each condiment’s half-life, I think the Periods and Groups hang together pretty well.
Note that Cheese Wiz does not decay.



June 21st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
You’re not a lot of fun at picnics, are you?
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Really? I’ve kept peanut butter around for YEARS.