26 – Infants Have It All Figured Out

On May 16, 2009, in Children, by Woy

I’m sure there’s a book out there from the Chicken Soup for the Soul people or even those that wrote the Things I Ever Really Needed to Know Blah Blah Blah that has some of the following thoughts in it- but I’ve really come to the conclusion that infants really have the basics worked out on how to lead a life.

  • Enjoy sleep.
  • Play hard.
  • There is a time and a place for pants – just not that often.
  • Be curious, inquisitive, and take risks.
  • Test limits.
  • Smile.
  • Smile some more.
  • It’s OK to cry sometimes. Just don’t over do it.
  • Do as much as possible to stay naked for as long as possible.  (Hell, adults /still/ keep this one on speed dial)
  • Love your parents.
  • Focus when you need to.
  • Take nothing for granted.
  • Be happy.

Obviously, there are some tips you don’t want to take from ye ole infant for life – like pooping on the floor and doing the raspberry with a mouthful of food.

Those are more for college.

 

3 Responses to “26 – Infants Have It All Figured Out”

  1. Anthony says:

    Dynamite post. Can’t wait to see what else you learn from her.

  2. PittGirl says:

    Also, “The cuter you are, the more stuff you can get away with.”

    Excellent post!

  3. Burgh Baby says:

    See, THIS is why you can’t quit. Great list!

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