I’ve once heard that some of the earliest indications of what your child was born to do will become apparent as their personalities really start to come through and shine.
If that’s the case, and one of her evening rituals is any indication, WoyGirl could very well be a coroner.
We’re not quite sure what catastrophe happens that wipes out most of the inhabitants of Sesame Street every night. You can be sure that she acts fast, taking cloth napkins and covering them all up to shield passers-by from witnessing the horrific scene.
It could be the occasional, potent odor of a dirty diaper that creates a toxic cloud that wipes them all out. Or, maybe, it’s the repeated tossing and throwing off WoyGirl’s couch when she wants to sit down with her snack. Head trauma can be a real bitch.
Such a tragedy.
And, sadly, even neighboring baby dolls weren’t safe.
We actually just hope that she’s putting them all to bed.
But, then again, we hear that morticians make pretty good scratch.
Too funny! Maybe they’re all sleeping. So cute.
I love when kids do this weird stuff. Maggie’s obsession for a while was taking out all of my dishtowels from the kitchen drawer and stacking them flat on one of the end tables, or on the floor in the living room. And she was VERY particular about how straight they needed to be. She’d get mad if she couldn’t do it quite right.
Kids are so goofy. Don’t know where they get it… ;)
I’m buying that kid a whole bunch of cloth napkins. We have to see just how far she’ll take this.
She does this every night? She’s going to be a witch doctor.
How funny and slightly creepy. ;) Poor Elmo… so young… so much potential.
That is adorable… I would almost think they were being “tucked in” for bedtime, but they’re totally covered. The whole thing says “quirky sense of organization” to me :)
Ooo. Cyril Wecht is not happy with the competition.
This is absolutely hilarious. Such an entertaining post. Thank you!
Best,
Hannah Katy
I haven’t tuned into the Pittsburgh blogosphere in about a year. I started with haveagoodsandwich, and I feel ever so validated. This post made tea go up my nose…refreshing, mint tea. Oh God, it’s good to decide to be back. Thank you so much for these pictures and your commentary. Both are beautiful. ;o)
holy cats, that’s hilarious. Those pictures are just perfect.
Working in the death investigation field I find this cute and scary at the same time! At least she has the respect to cover them… if it’s any consolation, I was told just yesterday that one of my friends considers me a “hero” for dealing with death and grief every single day in my work, even when I am grieving myself for someone I’ve lost. I’m new to blogging but FYI you can actually purchase a cow’s eyeball for disection – should she steer towards pathology! ;-)
http://www.hometrainingtools.com/cow-eye-dissection-kit/p/DE-KITEYE/
LOL! My daughter did this to every toy she owned for about a year straight! She would use baby blankets, washcloths out of the laundry basket (clean or not) any piece of cloth she could find. They are definitely being put to bed–not resting in peace–it’s a little girl thing. It looks kind of creepy, though. My husband always said our house looked like Jonestown! Once, she snuck into my home office and put the modem to “sleep.” This is so cute, I had to comment.