I’ve once heard that some of the earliest indications of what your child was born to do will become apparent as their personalities really start to come through and shine.
If that’s the case, and one of her evening rituals is any indication, WoyGirl could very well be a coroner.
We’re not quite sure what catastrophe happens that wipes out most of the inhabitants of Sesame Street every night. You can be sure that she acts fast, taking cloth napkins and covering them all up to shield passers-by from witnessing the horrific scene.
It could be the occasional, potent odor of a dirty diaper that creates a toxic cloud that wipes them all out. Or, maybe, it’s the repeated tossing and throwing off WoyGirl’s couch when she wants to sit down with her snack. Head trauma can be a real bitch.
Such a tragedy.
And, sadly, even neighboring baby dolls weren’t safe.
We actually just hope that she’s putting them all to bed.
But, then again, we hear that morticians make pretty good scratch.
WoyGirl went and got herself a favorite Sesame Street character. While she loves Grover, she loves Elmo even more.
Whoooo boy.
This week much is being made of Sesame Street’s 40th Anniversary. Many might list Big Bird, Cookie Monster, or Ernie as their favorite character.
Mine? Grover. He’s a super hero, he rarely uses contractions, and is known as Gunnar in Norway. As long as he doesn’t grow long blond hair and sing awful songs we’ll be fine.
Happy 40th, Sesame Street.
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